11 - 17 Four-oh-oh

You're crazy.

Dickey knows that tune. You sing it from a soapbox and you finish it from a coffin.

Oops, sorry. I just finished 400 boulder problems and I'm a little loopy. I'd really like to sit back, relax, have a cocktail and enjoy this a bit, maybe even see some friends. But I can't. Why? Because I've got go to sleep so I can try and climb  ten-goddamn-thousand feet on my bike tomorrow.

I would just like to say that I knew today was going to go well when I went into the Santa Barbara Roasting Company at 6:30 this morning and Spandau Ballet was playing. Spandau Ballet's lead singer is the guy who played Franz, the hilarious German ski instructor in Aspen Extreme, one of my all-time favorite movie characters.

I'm not here for za party, azzhole. Zis iz my jzob.

Did I mention I did 400 boulder problems today?